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Classroom Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:36 pm 
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Teacher : Now class , whatever I ask you , I want you all to answer at Once . How much is 200 plus 200 ?

Class : At Once !

 
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ClassRoom Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:16 pm 
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SIMILARITY :


Teacher : What is the Common similarity between Krishna , Mohammed and Jesus ..... ?

Student : All are born on Government Holidays .

 
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ClassRoom Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:49 pm 
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HOMEWORK :


Teacher : Why didn't you do your Homework ?

Student : Sir , I am in the hostel , How can I do HOME work?

 
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ClassRoom Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:22 pm 
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EXAM :


In the Exam Hall .

Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand ?

Student : Because , My master told me that the formulas must be on your hand .

 
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ClassRoom Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:28 pm 
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SLEEP :


Teacher to Students :

Teacher : You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day .

Students : Impossible Sir !

Teacher : Why ?

Students : Because , College is only for 6 hours !

 
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ClassRoom Jokes Post Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:47 pm 
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FATHER'S NAME :


Teacher : What is your father's name ?

Student : Google Kumar .

Teacher : Why such a strange name ?

Student : Because he is always in search of me !!!

 
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Classroom Jokes Post Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:16 pm 
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PROFIT or LOSS :


Teacher : If I buy an item at 12rupees 75paise and sell at 15rupees 25paise , Is it Loss or Profit ?

Student : It is both Profit and Loss .

Teacher : How ?

Student : Profit in Rupees and Loss in paise

 
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Classroom Jokes Post Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:19 pm 
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MOUSE :



Teacher : Can you spell Mouse ?

Boy : M O U S .

Teacher : But , what is at end of it ?

Little boy: A Tail.

 
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Classroom Jokes Post Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:35 pm 
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TABLES :


Teacher : Hey ,Why are you doing your mathematics multiplication on the Floor ???


Student : You told me to do it without using tables.

 
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Classroom Post Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:53 pm 
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PASSIVE VOICE :


Teacher told to a Student to write the passive voice of " I made a mistake "


Guess what he wrote ???

Student : I was made by a mistake .

 
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