ClassRoom Jokes

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Teacher

Teacher : what do u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?

student : A Teacher !!!

GIRL

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is a Boy or a Girl ?

Student : Girl

Teacher : How?

Student: Just now Commentator told nice delivery by Shoaib Akhtar

CRICKET MATCH


Teacher told all Students to write an essay on Cricket Match.

All are writing the essay except one student.

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" NO MATCH , DUE TO RAIN "

WHAT WE CALL

Teacher : what do we call a person who cannot hear anything ?

Student : You can call him anything . because , he cannot hear anything.

TON

Mathematics teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions :

Teacher : If 1000 Kilograms =Ton.
Then 3000 Kilograms = How Much ?

Student : Ton!Ton!Ton!

SKELETON :

Teacher : what is a Skeleton ?
Student : Sir, Skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it...!!!

CHOCOLATES :


Mathematics teacher asked to a Student :

Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and You give 5 to Lilly,
3 to Rose and 4 to Jasmine . What will you get ?
Student : 3 GIRL FRIENDS !

SIGNBOARD :


A student was asked to write a signboard for traffic rules near college campus .

He wrote :

Drive Carefully ,
Don't kill Students ,
Wait for the Teachers .

RULED :

History teacher : From where to where did the Mughals ruled ?

Student : Sir , I am no sure , but I think from page 15 to 26