Sardar Jokes - the sms hero of India

POST :

Postman : I have to come 5 Miles to deliver you this Packet .
Sardarji : Why did you come so far , instead you could have posted it .

JOB :

Sardarji gone for an interview :


Interviewer :Why did you change your last job ?
Sardarji : Because , That company shifted to another place and didn't tell me where !

Super Cheating


Once a Sardarji tries to cheat Indian Railways :

He is thinking for a Super Idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing ,
He bought ticket and didn't travel .

WISH


Sardarji's wish :

when i die , I want to die like my grandpa , who died peacefully in sleep , not screaming like all the passengers in the car , while he was driving the car .

ENGLISH EXAM :



Friend : How was your exam ?

Sardarji : It was OK , but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK.

I thought ,thought and finally I wrote ' THUNK ' .

GREAT MAN

Tourist from USA and Sardarji :

Tourist : Any great man born in this village ?

Sardarji : No sir , no great man , only small Babies !!!

SAVINGS

Sardarji and his Son :

Son : Papa , I have saved 5 rupees by not going by bus , but running behind it !!

Sardarji: Oh Stupid ! You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

FRIEND

A man and Sardarji :

Man : Your friend is kissing your wife in your home .

Sardarji : Oh no !

[ Sardarji goes to home and came back and slapped the man ]

Man : Why do you slapped me ?

Sardarji : Oh stupid ! He is not my friend !!!

FOREIGNER

After returning back from a foreign trip , Sardarji to his wife :

Sardarji : Do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife : No ! why ?

Sardarji : There , A lady asked me " Are you a foreigner ? "

CHEQUE :


Sardarji lost his cheque book. He informed it to the bank manager .


Manager : Any one can sign your cheque and empty your deposits .

Sardarji : ha,ha,ha .....

Manager : Why are you laughing ?

Sardarji : No one can sign in my cheque .

Manager : What are you saying ?

Sardarji : Because , I have already signed all cheques .