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FINE : At a traffic court : judge : Tell me ,Why did you park your car in the No parking area ? Sardarji: Well , There was a sign that says ` fine for parking '
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COLD COFFEE :
Sardarji and his wife drinking hot coffee at cafe :
Sardarji : Drink fast !
Wife :Why ?
Sardarji : Look at Board " Hot coffee 5 rupees and cold coffee 30 rupees .
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TABLETS :
Sardarji and Teacher :
Teacher : Give English Translation of " Bazar mai Golliya chal rahi hai . "
Sardarji : " Tablets are walking in the market. "
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COINS :
Sardarji and his friend :
Sardarji : Guess how many coins I have in my pocket ?
Friend : If I guess right , you give me one ?
Sardarji : Sure , I will give both of them .
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DREAMS :
Sardarji and Doctor :
Sardarji : When I sleep , Monkeys are playing football in my dreams !
Doctor : No problem , take this tablets before sleep .
Sardarji : Not now . Today is the final game !
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SALARY :
Sardarji was filling up an Application form for a job :
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column " Salary Expected " . So he wrote " Yes " !
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SALARY :
Sardarji was filling up an Application form for a job :
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column " Salary Expected " . So he wrote " Yes " !
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nitheesh

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LETTER :
Sardarji was writing a letter very slowly :
Friend asked : Why are you writing so slowly ?
Sardarji : I am writing this letter to my 6 year old son , he can't read very fast !
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BRAVERY :
A house was fired with 25 people inside .
Sardarji went inside and saved 7 people by puling them out. But he was jailed.
Did you know Why ? . . . . . All 7 were Firemen..
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CELL PHONE :
A Sardarji goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings.
Wife : How are you ?
Sardarji : yes , I am fine , but how did You know where I was ???!!!
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