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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:30 pm 
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RACE :


Sardarji : Why all these people are running ?

Man : This is a race . The winner will get the CUP .

Sardarji : If Only the winner will get the CUP , Why others are running?

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:29 pm 
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BABY :

Sardarji : Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 20 pounds in a week !

Friend : That is impossible . Whose baby is that ?

Sardarji : An elephant's baby .

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:46 pm 
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OPPOSITE :

Sardarji and Friend :

Friend : Do you know English ?

Sardarji : Yes .

Friend : OK ! Then tell me , what is the opposite of " NAAG PANCHAMI " ?

Sardarji : Simple Yar , It is " NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME " .

 
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Sardar Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:06 pm 
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SWEAT :


Sardarji was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.

Friend : What are you doing ?
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Sardarji : Drying sweat .

 
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Sardar Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:22 pm 
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LOTTERY TICKET :


Sardarji wins 20 Crores from a 20 rupees lottery ticket .

Dealer gave him 11 Crores after taxing .

Sardarji : Give me 20 Crores rupees else return my 20 rupees.

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:31 pm 
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PARKING :


Sardarji was busy in removing wheels from his Auto .

Friend : Why are you removing wheels from your Auto ?

Sardarji : Can't you read " Parking for 2 wheelers Only " !

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:44 pm 
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PASSWORD :

Sardarji1 and Sardarji2


Sardarji1 is drawing money from ATM .

Sardarji2 is just behind Sardarji1 in line .

Sardarji2 : I have seen your password . It is **** .

Sardarji1 : You are wrong . It is 1394 .

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:57 pm 
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Neighbour and Sardarji


Neighbour : Your mother-in-law fell in to my pond , which has some crocodiles .

Sardarji : Crocodiles are yours , So you will have to save the crocodiles .

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:01 pm 
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SON-IN-LAW :


Lady and Sardarji.


Lady : So ,You want to become my son-in-law ?

Sardarji : Not really , But I don't see any other way to marry your daughter !!!

 
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Sardarji Jokes Post Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:08 pm 
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TRAIN :


Lady : Is this my train ?

Sardarji : No , It belongs to the Railway .

Lady : Funny . I ask , can I take this train to Delhi ?

Sardarji : No Madam , It is too heavy to carry .

 
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