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nitheesh

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TAXI :Sardarji and his Friend at the railway station . Friend : Hey Man , Please call me a taxi . Sardarji : Yes . Hi taxi !!!
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TRAIN DRIVER :
Sardarji becomes the driver of a train .
First train driven by him was 8 hours late , because he stopped the train at every station and asked . . . . . Is this right way for Mumbai ?
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unnikannan
Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 3
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PETROL PUMP :
Sadarji opened a petrol pump . But not even one customer went there .
Do you know why ?
Because he opened the petrol pump on second floor .
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unnikannan
Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 3
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BUSINESS :
Sardarji invested 2lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know , what business he was done ???
He opened a Saloon in Punjab
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unnikannan
Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 3
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FANCY NUMBER :
Sardarji : What is my exam number ???
Teacher : It is 438625 .
Sardarji : I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
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nitheesh

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PHOTOCOPY :
What does Sardarji do when he has only one white sheet and wants an extra sheet ???
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet .
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nitheesh

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STUDY :
Sardarji always study in front of the mirror because of 3 reasons :
1. Helps saving revision time .
2. Can keep watch on himself .
3. Like combined study.
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nitheesh

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Miss :
Sardarji got SMS from his girl friend , " I Miss you "
Think what Sardarji replied....... . . . . . Think...... . . . . " I Mr you "
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nitheesh

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Pin :
An ATM was jammed when Operated by Sardarji ......
Do you know why ??? . . . . . . Because he put a Pin when asked Enter your Pin !!!!!!!
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nitheesh

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Marriage :
American : In america , Marriage happens with E-Mail ....... . . . . . . Sardarji : In India , It is only with FEMALE ........
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