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pratish

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Sardar Jokes - the sms hero of India. Here all sardar jokes are available for free in which you can send it as sms to your friends and family. Sardar jokes or Sardarji jokes is the most popular and widely circulated ethnic jokes in India. These jokes are not showing the actual nature of Sardars, but I don't know exact the origin of it. This topic has been started inconsideration with the requests that i got from my friends. You can Read, Copy, Circulate it for free. Also if you have some jokes, you are welcome to post it here. Thank you
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SARDARJI IN CLASSROOM :
Teacher 2 Sardarji: What is Number Seven, Even r Odd ? Sardarji : Even Teacher:How can u make seven even? Sardarji :Remove S !
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nitheesh

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SARDARJI AT THE COURT :
Judge : Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardarji : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Cool Drink Judge: Shut Up. Sardarji : No Shut Up , Only 7Up..
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nitheesh

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SARDARJIS AT THE MUSEUM :
Two Sardarjis looking at Egyptian Mummy:
Sardarji 1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardarji 2: Dekko , Truck Number is BC-1760 !!
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nitheesh

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SARDARJI AT THE BANK :
Sardarji went to bank to open an account.
After seeing the Form , he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
YOU know why ?
Form had ," Fill Up In Capital... "
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nitheesh

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SARDARJI AT THE THEATRE :
Sardarji is repeatedly buying movie tickets. Finally the ticket seller asks him why ? Sardarji : Some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket !
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nitheesh

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CRASHING :
One day Sardarji was driving a helicopter near Kashmir. After sometime helicopter crashed. when people asked what happened, Sardarji said : it was too cold. so, I switched off the fan of the helicopter".
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nitheesh

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TICKETS
Boss: Sardar, Bring two corner tickets for movie for me and my wife.
Sardarji brought two corner tickets A1 and A15.
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nitheesh

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GREEN TELEVISION
Sardarji gone for buying a Television :
Sardarji : Do you have colour Televisions ? Salesman: Sure , Sir . Sardarji : Give me a green one , please.
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nitheesh

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INTERVIEW :
Sardarji went to an interview for CBI officer post .
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardarji : Thank you Sir for giving me the Job . I will start Investigation
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