Tintumon Jokes in English

Tintumon is an imaginary comic character . He is a kid , but he is really funny in his thoughts ,doing and speaking .
Here are some Tintumon jokes in the language of English . These jokes are international jokes which makes you to think ....


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SMALL PTA MEETING:



Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..

Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???

Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!

FORMULA :


Teacher : What is the formula of water ?

Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O

Teacher : What is this ?

Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!

MEASURING :


Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?

Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!

FOLLOWING :


Tintumon is following Pinkymol …….


Pinkymol : Don't follow me . My Mother is coming behind you .

Tintumon : Don't worry . My Father is following her !!!!!!!

MATERIAL :

Tintumon’s doubt......


The black box of the Aeroplane is indestructible .

But why do they not make the Aeroplane of the same material ???

Secret :


Teacher : Tintumon , You have been sending E-Mails to other Students that I am Ugly ???

Tintumon : Sorry Madam ... I didn’t realize that you wanted to Keep it a Secret …

Source :


Commerce professor : What is the most important source of finance for starting business ???

Tintumon : Father in law .

Good Finance management :

Tintumon and Dundumon were beggars .

Tintumon : I had a grand dinner at Taj hotel yesterday .

Dundumon : How ???

Tintumon : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday . I went to Taj hotel and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-

and enjoyed the dinner . When the bill came , I said , I had no money .

The hotel manager called the police man and handed over me to him . I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow

and he set me free.



Tintumon Rocks ...............................

At the Bus :

Sardarji : Should I buy tickets to My Children ???

Conductor : Yes , Only if they are above 8 .

Sardarji : Thank God , I have Only 6 Children .