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Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B:

"Kallan ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist"enna peru veezhunnathu...

Thechalum, maychalum pokilla...

Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu

 
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Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

Frnd to salesman: 1

litre ulli.
Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

Frnd: entha?

Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

 
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Aniyathiyude choruttinu Sabarimalayil poya dundumolodu

Tintumon: evide poyatha

dundumol: choruttinu poyatha

Tintumon: meen curry undarunno?

Tintu mon rockzzzzzzzzzzzz............... : )

 
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Tintunte mollusinu.... snehichu pranayichu manasu kondu adutha poya tintum neenum ennu vere etho lokathannu.... vedanakalude sangada kadal annu rizwanayude life so pray 4 u mollus.... Enjoy with out sad ... its tintuz style... ok mollus...

 
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Tintu said all boys.... hey pillers boych ayal kalapila parayan chumma onnu snehichan allel ningal parayum polle onnu pranayichan arelum bennam..... bepolum bepolum... &&&& dundu: mmm Dundu said all girls.... Hey girls... are bennelum snehicho aree bennelum pranayicho but enne vare pranayikathavane venam pranayichan mmm tintu: girlch plz sellect one option www. google. com

 
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Gulfil ninnum naattilethiya Tintumonodu Dundumon: "Aliya Tintu, Gulfil ninakkenthada joli? "
Tintu: "Businessada"
Dundu: "Enthu Businessa"
Tintu: "Aatkkal Driving and Patt Mep"
Dundu: "Manasilaayilla"
Tintu: "Onnumilla aliya, Ariyaattalum Pattiye Meppum.. "

 
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pichakaran :: amma kanchi kudikkan vallathum tharanee

tintu :: oru spoon mathiyo

 
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DOC: NINGALUDE BHARYA PRASAVICHU. ORU KUPPI BLD VENNAM.

TIN2: ATHENTHA AVAL PRASAVICHATHU DRACKULAYA AANO......................

 
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Tintumon:Customercare alle?ente aniyan tittu sim card vizhughi....
Girl:athinu Nyangalenthu venam
Tintumon:Avan samsarikunund.Paisa povo????

Tintu in ksrtc bus....
kayamkulam ethjiyappol tintumon :-ernakulam ethiyo?
conductor:-illa cherthala ethiyappol
tintumon:- ernakulam ethiyo?
conductor:-(deshyathode paranyu) ethumbhol parayam.
bus ernakulam vittu thrissur ethi.
conductor tintuvine villikkan marannu....
tintumon:-ernakulam anno????
conductor:-ayyo marannu poyi ernakulam kazhinyu.
yathrakar bhahalam kooti....bus ernakulathekku thirichu
conductor :-mone ernakulam ethi....
tintumon:-(chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) ernakulam ethumbhol kazhikkan amma paranyatha....


Tintumon's discovery-
Chemical name of TOILET?
Ans:-Calcium+Copper+Sulphur
(Ca+Cu+S)=CACUS
Chemistryil Tintu Puliya
Tintumon got sms from pinkimol:I hate you.
Tintumon replied:I hate U,V,W,X,Y,Z.Tintumonoda Kali.

Tintumon Pennu Kanan Poyi;
Tintu: Nee Eathu Vare Padichu
Girl:B.sc 2nd year,Chetano.?
Tintu:SSLC 4th year

Nilathu sugar veenapol tintuvinde achan:Mone velakari januvine ingottu viliche.
Tintu:Janu achan vilikunnu.
Janu:entha?
Tintu:Parjara yadikana.

Teacher:Ningal oru 3 nila ketidathil nilkukayanenu vicharikyu.Petenu ketedathinu thee pidichu.Ningal enthu cheyum?
Tintumon:Nyan apoaa vijaram nirthum....!

Tintumon: thande mole ebiku ketichu tharamo?
Father:shariyavilla,aval padichodirikukaya
Tintumon: nyan 1 hour kazhinyu varaam.padichu kazhinyaal nadathaalo....

TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu
“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavu
Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?
TINTUMON : kothukukalkku

Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!

Teacher: Tintumon aravanannu agraham?
Tintumon: Enniku achanea pole pilot avanam
Teacher: Tintumontea achan pilot aanoo?
Tintumon: Alla achanum pilot akaanayirunnu agraham

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Double Apple
E for Ettavum kunji Apple
F for First parenjille aa Apple

Achan:-Result
enghane udu?
Tintumon:-fail ayi.
Achan:-Iny nee enne
achan ennu
velekanda.
Tintumon:-athinu
ithu exam result
aanu,DNA testinte
result alla.

Teacher:-Indiayile pradhanam ayi
randu nadhigal undu.(1)ganga (2)yamuna.
Appol pakistaniloo?
Tintumon:Khadijayum
Jamilayum.

Tintu in medical shop:-Give me one ten cornerrice like.
Kadakkaran:-enthus?
Tintu:-oh english ariyilla alle.Dashamoolarishtam thado

Yathrakaran to tintumon : nnku ee penangaleyokkey ninte pengalmarayi kandudey.
Tintu: shramikanjattu alla ,athu ente achan oru cheethaperavum ennu vicharichatta.......


Teacher : 2010 commonwealth games kondu namukku enthu gunam undaayi……….?
Tintumon : adutha varsham october 3nam theeyathi schoolinu avathi aayirikkum teacherey……….?
Teacher : athengane tintu……..?
Tintumon : COMMON WEALTH SHAME DAY…….!!!!!

 
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