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AT ONCE :Teacher : Now class , whatever I ask you , I want you all to answer at Once . How much is 200 plus 200 ? Class : At Once !
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SIMILARITY :
Teacher : What is the Common similarity between Krishna , Mohammed and Jesus ..... ?
Student : All are born on Government Holidays .
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HOMEWORK :
Teacher : Why didn't you do your Homework ?
Student : Sir , I am in the hostel , How can I do HOME work?
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nitheesh

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EXAM :
In the Exam Hall .
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand ?
Student : Because , My master told me that the formulas must be on your hand .
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nitheesh

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SLEEP :
Teacher to Students :
Teacher : You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day .
Students : Impossible Sir !
Teacher : Why ?
Students : Because , College is only for 6 hours !
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nitheesh

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FATHER'S NAME :
Teacher : What is your father's name ?
Student : Google Kumar .
Teacher : Why such a strange name ?
Student : Because he is always in search of me !!!
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nitheesh

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PROFIT or LOSS :
Teacher : If I buy an item at 12rupees 75paise and sell at 15rupees 25paise , Is it Loss or Profit ?
Student : It is both Profit and Loss .
Teacher : How ?
Student : Profit in Rupees and Loss in paise
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nitheesh

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MOUSE :
Teacher : Can you spell Mouse ?
Boy : M O U S .
Teacher : But , what is at end of it ?
Little boy: A Tail.
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nitheesh

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TABLES :
Teacher : Hey ,Why are you doing your mathematics multiplication on the Floor ???
Student : You told me to do it without using tables.
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nitheesh

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PASSIVE VOICE :
Teacher told to a Student to write the passive voice of " I made a mistake "
Guess what he wrote ???
Student : I was made by a mistake .
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