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RACE :
Sardarji : Why all these people are running ? Man : This is a race . The winner will get the CUP . Sardarji : If Only the winner will get the CUP , Why others are running?
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BABY :
Sardarji : Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 20 pounds in a week !
Friend : That is impossible . Whose baby is that ?
Sardarji : An elephant's baby .
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OPPOSITE :
Sardarji and Friend :
Friend : Do you know English ?
Sardarji : Yes .
Friend : OK ! Then tell me , what is the opposite of " NAAG PANCHAMI " ?
Sardarji : Simple Yar , It is " NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME " .
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SWEAT :
Sardarji was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Friend : What are you doing ? . . . . . Sardarji : Drying sweat .
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LOTTERY TICKET :
Sardarji wins 20 Crores from a 20 rupees lottery ticket .
Dealer gave him 11 Crores after taxing .
Sardarji : Give me 20 Crores rupees else return my 20 rupees.
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PARKING :
Sardarji was busy in removing wheels from his Auto .
Friend : Why are you removing wheels from your Auto ?
Sardarji : Can't you read " Parking for 2 wheelers Only " !
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PASSWORD :
Sardarji1 and Sardarji2
Sardarji1 is drawing money from ATM .
Sardarji2 is just behind Sardarji1 in line .
Sardarji2 : I have seen your password . It is **** .
Sardarji1 : You are wrong . It is 1394 .
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MOTHER-IN-LAW :
Neighbour and Sardarji
Neighbour : Your mother-in-law fell in to my pond , which has some crocodiles .
Sardarji : Crocodiles are yours , So you will have to save the crocodiles .
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SON-IN-LAW :
Lady and Sardarji.
Lady : So ,You want to become my son-in-law ?
Sardarji : Not really , But I don't see any other way to marry your daughter !!!
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TRAIN :
Lady : Is this my train ?
Sardarji : No , It belongs to the Railway .
Lady : Funny . I ask , can I take this train to Delhi ?
Sardarji : No Madam , It is too heavy to carry .
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