Tintumon Jokes in English

Difference :

Pinkymol : What is difference between Orange and Apple ?

Tintumon : Color of Orange is ORANGE , but color of Apple is not APPLE.

MARRIAGE :

Dundumon : All tragedies are Finished by " A DEATH " .Then no problem

Tintumon : And all comedies are finished by " A MARRIAGE ” . Then the problems begin.......

Impressing machine :


Dundumon : I want to impress a cute girl . which machine should I use ?

Tintumon : Use the ATM machine outside the School .

Clean water :

Dundumon : How can we get clean water ?

Tintumon : Bring the water from the river and wash it .

Letter to HOD :



From
Me
Your Depatment
This college
This city

To
You
Same department
Same college
Same city

My Sir,
I will not come today. You do want ever you can..........

Thanks

Faithfully
Me

Shape :


Teacher : What is the shape of Earth ?

Tintumon : I don’t know .

Teacher : Well ! What kind Of Ear rings does your Girlfriend Wear ?

Tintumon : Square .

Teacher : No , I mean the ones she wear on Sunday .

Tintumon : Round .

Teacher : Then tell , What is the shape of the Earth ?

Tintumon : Square on Weekdays and Round on Sundays.

Brand :


Examiner :What is Microsoft Excel ?

Tintumon :It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer .