Tintumon Jokes in Malayalam - the sms hero of kerala

Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B:

"Kallan ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist"enna peru veezhunnathu...

Thechalum, maychalum pokilla...

Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu

Tin2 n frnd shopil ulli vaangan poyi...

Frnd to salesman: 1

litre ulli.
Ithu kettu sardar bayangara chiri

Frnd: entha?

Tin2: potta, nammal kuppi eduthilla!!

Aniyathiyude choruttinu Sabarimalayil poya dundumolodu

Tintumon: evide poyatha

dundumol: choruttinu poyatha

Tintumon: meen curry undarunno?

Tintu mon rockzzzzzzzzzzzz............... : )

Tintunte mollusinu.... snehichu pranayichu manasu kondu adutha poya tintum neenum ennu vere etho lokathannu.... vedanakalude sangada kadal annu rizwanayude life so pray 4 u mollus.... Enjoy with out sad ... its tintuz style... ok mollus...

Tintu said all boys.... hey pillers boych ayal kalapila parayan chumma onnu snehichan allel ningal parayum polle onnu pranayichan arelum bennam..... bepolum bepolum... &&&& dundu: mmm Dundu said all girls.... Hey girls... are bennelum snehicho aree bennelum pranayicho but enne vare pranayikathavane venam pranayichan mmm tintu: girlch plz sellect one option www. google. com

Gulfil ninnum naattilethiya Tintumonodu Dundumon: "Aliya Tintu, Gulfil ninakkenthada joli? "
Tintu: "Businessada"
Dundu: "Enthu Businessa"
Tintu: "Aatkkal Driving and Patt Mep"
Dundu: "Manasilaayilla"
Tintu: "Onnumilla aliya, Ariyaattalum Pattiye Meppum.. "

pichakaran :: amma kanchi kudikkan vallathum tharanee

tintu :: oru spoon mathiyo

DOC: NINGALUDE BHARYA PRASAVICHU. ORU KUPPI BLD VENNAM.

TIN2: ATHENTHA AVAL PRASAVICHATHU DRACKULAYA AANO......................

Tintumon:Customercare alle?ente aniyan tittu sim card vizhughi....
Girl:athinu Nyangalenthu venam
Tintumon:Avan samsarikunund.Paisa povo????

Tintu in ksrtc bus....
kayamkulam ethjiyappol tintumon :-ernakulam ethiyo?
conductor:-illa cherthala ethiyappol
tintumon:- ernakulam ethiyo?
conductor:-(deshyathode paranyu) ethumbhol parayam.
bus ernakulam vittu thrissur ethi.
conductor tintuvine villikkan marannu....
tintumon:-ernakulam anno????
conductor:-ayyo marannu poyi ernakulam kazhinyu.
yathrakar bhahalam kooti....bus ernakulathekku thirichu
conductor :-mone ernakulam ethi....
tintumon:-(chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) ernakulam ethumbhol kazhikkan amma paranyatha....


Tintumon's discovery-
Chemical name of TOILET?
Ans:-Calcium+Copper+Sulphur
(Ca+Cu+S)=CACUS
Chemistryil Tintu Puliya
Tintumon got sms from pinkimol:I hate you.
Tintumon replied:I hate U,V,W,X,Y,Z.Tintumonoda Kali.

Tintumon Pennu Kanan Poyi;
Tintu: Nee Eathu Vare Padichu
Girl:B.sc 2nd year,Chetano.?
Tintu:SSLC 4th year

Nilathu sugar veenapol tintuvinde achan:Mone velakari januvine ingottu viliche.
Tintu:Janu achan vilikunnu.
Janu:entha?
Tintu:Parjara yadikana.

Teacher:Ningal oru 3 nila ketidathil nilkukayanenu vicharikyu.Petenu ketedathinu thee pidichu.Ningal enthu cheyum?
Tintumon:Nyan apoaa vijaram nirthum....!

Tintumon: thande mole ebiku ketichu tharamo?
Father:shariyavilla,aval padichodirikukaya
Tintumon: nyan 1 hour kazhinyu varaam.padichu kazhinyaal nadathaalo....

TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu
“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavu
Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?
TINTUMON : kothukukalkku

Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!

Teacher: Tintumon aravanannu agraham?
Tintumon: Enniku achanea pole pilot avanam
Teacher: Tintumontea achan pilot aanoo?
Tintumon: Alla achanum pilot akaanayirunnu agraham

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Double Apple
E for Ettavum kunji Apple
F for First parenjille aa Apple

Achan:-Result
enghane udu?
Tintumon:-fail ayi.
Achan:-Iny nee enne
achan ennu
velekanda.
Tintumon:-athinu
ithu exam result
aanu,DNA testinte
result alla.

Teacher:-Indiayile pradhanam ayi
randu nadhigal undu.(1)ganga (2)yamuna.
Appol pakistaniloo?
Tintumon:Khadijayum
Jamilayum.

Tintu in medical shop:-Give me one ten cornerrice like.
Kadakkaran:-enthus?
Tintu:-oh english ariyilla alle.Dashamoolarishtam thado

Yathrakaran to tintumon : nnku ee penangaleyokkey ninte pengalmarayi kandudey.
Tintu: shramikanjattu alla ,athu ente achan oru cheethaperavum ennu vicharichatta.......


Teacher : 2010 commonwealth games kondu namukku enthu gunam undaayi……….?
Tintumon : adutha varsham october 3nam theeyathi schoolinu avathi aayirikkum teacherey……….?
Teacher : athengane tintu……..?
Tintumon : COMMON WEALTH SHAME DAY…….!!!!!